DCWL on Ascension - March 31, 2010 - Michaela Von Neumann v. Molly Molotov

Jack: But first! Starting tonight, we're going to throw it over to our colleagues from the DCWL. Rich Manning, Chris Chazz... take it away!

[Cut to ringside, where Manning and Chazz are standing, a microphone each. Rich Manning is in your basic dull-as-dishwater play-by-play announcer attire, while Chris Chazz is your highly stylized color man in a button-up Beatle jacket, circa Shea Stadium.]

Rich Manning (RM): Thank you, Jack, and greetings to the fans of Shootfire Pro Wrestling. My name is Rich Manning and this...

Chris Chazz (CC): Guten Tag! Sie greten? Wie wollen eine Auto mieten!

RM: Obscure "Fawlty Towers" jokes are not welcome here, Chazz.

CC: I tried.

RM: Well, fans, tonight we open a new chapter in the DCWL's history as we will now be going on tour with you briefly, and show you what the future of SPW holds. We hope you enjoy tonight's offering.

CC: And if you don't, then get yourself a freaking DVR, guys.

RM: And tonight, it is indeed fortuitous that we are in Germany, as the DCWL's newest signee hails from this country.

CC: That's right, Michaela Von Neumann has just signed a full time contract with the DCWL, but before she competes stateside, she will debut in front of her home country against one our Siren bruisers, Molly Molotov. Sooooo, no pressure, right?

RM: It's MVN, the Silver Bullet taking on Molly Molotov, and it's next. Let's take you to the ring!

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WINNER - Michaela Von Neumann (Roll-up, 21:07)

RM: And a win in Michaela Von Neumann's debut match!

CC: Just as I thought it would go. The Bullet would wear Molotov down and pick her spots!

[The German crowd are eating out of Von Neumann's hand as she climbs to the middle rope and raises her hand, her baby face beaming. Molotov just rolls out of the ring and slinks to the back.]

RM: We would like to thank SPW for allowing us in to your living room and thank you for checking out what the DCWL has to offer. Coming soon, we'll be featuring matches from the 6'7" Hardcore Icon Buzzsaw as he takes on DCWL Dangerous Champion Logan Braddock, and Number One Contender Joe Pansac when we faces Benito Brown!

CC: Back to you, Vik and Jack.