MINI UPDATE - April 23, 2010

• The DCWL made their debut appearance on Shootfire Pro! Check it out here: http://www.shootfireworld.com/ascension-season1-episode3.php
• Up next on SPW Conquest, DCWL Dangerous Champion Sledge will take on Buzzsaw in a non-title match on the May 3rd Conquest, and Number One Contender Joe "Deadman" Pansac will take on Benito Brown on the May 6th Ascension. If you wish, you may send in a short (like thirty seconds of screen time) flash. Because the big move for me is going to be a week today, let's make the deadline Tuesday, 11:59 pm MST.
• Elsewhere, Mina "The Vamp" Eyre will be representing the DCWL in the annual Angels and Amazons event, in which thirty of the top female athletes in the world compete for the ultimate bragging rights. Last year's event was won by former DCWL and current SPW wrestler Erica Toughill. Molly Molotov, Gabrielle RioPaah and Mistress Dandelion have all expressed interest in entering the event, and the DCWL is encouraging all of our ladies to get out there and kick some people in the face. More here: http://z7.invisionfree.com/JTF_Squaretable/index.php?showtopic=5325
• A reminder that SPW's "Wrestlebowl" is coming up shortly, and our team of Josh Curtis, Leon Corella, Sledge, and Killa 187 will be repping our weird and wonderful corner of the wrestling universe. More info to follow shortly!

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DCWL on Ascension - March 31, 2010 - Michaela Von Neumann v. Molly Molotov

Jack: But first! Starting tonight, we're going to throw it over to our colleagues from the DCWL. Rich Manning, Chris Chazz... take it away!

[Cut to ringside, where Manning and Chazz are standing, a microphone each. Rich Manning is in your basic dull-as-dishwater play-by-play announcer attire, while Chris Chazz is your highly stylized color man in a button-up Beatle jacket, circa Shea Stadium.]

Rich Manning (RM): Thank you, Jack, and greetings to the fans of Shootfire Pro Wrestling. My name is Rich Manning and this...

Chris Chazz (CC): Guten Tag! Sie greten? Wie wollen eine Auto mieten!

RM: Obscure "Fawlty Towers" jokes are not welcome here, Chazz.

CC: I tried.

RM: Well, fans, tonight we open a new chapter in the DCWL's history as we will now be going on tour with you briefly, and show you what the future of SPW holds. We hope you enjoy tonight's offering.

CC: And if you don't, then get yourself a freaking DVR, guys.

RM: And tonight, it is indeed fortuitous that we are in Germany, as the DCWL's newest signee hails from this country.

CC: That's right, Michaela Von Neumann has just signed a full time contract with the DCWL, but before she competes stateside, she will debut in front of her home country against one our Siren bruisers, Molly Molotov. Sooooo, no pressure, right?

RM: It's MVN, the Silver Bullet taking on Molly Molotov, and it's next. Let's take you to the ring!

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WINNER - Michaela Von Neumann (Roll-up, 21:07)

RM: And a win in Michaela Von Neumann's debut match!

CC: Just as I thought it would go. The Bullet would wear Molotov down and pick her spots!

[The German crowd are eating out of Von Neumann's hand as she climbs to the middle rope and raises her hand, her baby face beaming. Molotov just rolls out of the ring and slinks to the back.]

RM: We would like to thank SPW for allowing us in to your living room and thank you for checking out what the DCWL has to offer. Coming soon, we'll be featuring matches from the 6'7" Hardcore Icon Buzzsaw as he takes on DCWL Dangerous Champion Logan Braddock, and Number One Contender Joe Pansac when we faces Benito Brown!

CC: Back to you, Vik and Jack.