DCWL #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra" - February 24, 2010 - Portland, OR

[Cut to the inside of the arena rather abruptly. About 40 or so wrestlers, crew and staff members are gathered in and around the ring, spilling up the ramp. There's a lot of tension in the air, especially between certain roster members. Now cut to the announce table, where Rich Manning and Christian Chazz are in mid-conversation. Each are munching on ice cream bars.]

CHRISTIAN CHAZZ (CC): --But I don't really blame him for that. I blame the guys who manufactured the suit.

RICH MANNING: (RM): Of course. What do you expect when it's so flammable?

CC: And that's not even the worst part of it. You remember I was wondering what that stain was from? Well it turns out--

[Manning nudges Chazz as he notices the camera. They immediately switch to "announcer" mode, tossing the ice cream bars over their shoulders.]

RM: Good evening wrestling fans watching from SPW, SOW and around the world. Welcome to the DCWL as we present the penultimate show before "Cornerstone Revolution 5." This is "The Devil Wears Lycra." And we're right now awaiting an address from Kyle Hayden.

New Intro Video!

Ahead of "The Devil Wears Lycra," you can now have an exclusive preview of the new DCWL intro video, now with 66% less Alton West and GRRR Guy!

E-W Report: Premiere Edition

Am I seeing two Playmobil figures talking about wrestling or did I just take too many 'shrooms?

co: Josh Curtis

Updates to "The Devil Wears Lycra!"

Just announced for "The Devil Wears Lycra are two new matches: the first is a rematch between the Annoyed Samoans and Horrorshow. Wolf Masterson has not yet announced what he will be doing with his blank contract, and this match is a result of a desire on the part of both teams to get some momentum back going in to "Cornerstone Revolution. The second is a challenge by B.A. Jive to Killa 187 as retribution for being eliminated from the battle royal at "Contains Spoilers." B.A.'S GONNA KILL YOU, B.A.'S GONNA KILL YOU!

Also at "The Devil Wears Lycra," the DCWL will be giving Buzzsaw a tryout at the event. As of press time we don't know who the opponent will be. The 6' 7" Hardcore Icon Buzzsaw comes to the DCWL with an impressive resume from the CEW and OWC, amongst others, and he will be one to watch in the future.

And what's this? After eleven consecutive no-shows, BLUE Matsuyama is finally going to put in appearance at "The Devil Wears Lycra?" This powerhouse has been turning heads in the smaller independent promotions in Japan and has become a cult sensation in internet circles for his very special blend of bonecrushing power offense and dickish no-selling. It's rumored backstage that Max Turbo of all people secured the deal.

As if that wasn't enough, out of the ring we'll be hearing an exclusive interview with Maurice Thompson conducted by... AMERICAN FREEBEAR! If ever an explosive situation were imminent, that would be the time. Who was the stranger that appeared during "Contains Spoilers" looking for Dan Clear? Why is Mistress Dandelion going to be one to count to three during the Sirens Championship match between Sierra Browne and Juri when it's suspected she can't even count to one after the years of partying and substance abuse? Will Leon Corella and Big Mike Foyer collide again, and who else will get hurt in their wake? Who was committing all those backstage attacks at "Contains Spoilers," and leaving signature weaponry behind to boot? Are *you* invited to Ace Stevens' garden party? Will Henry Spikes be in da house? What has Hollywood Panzerotti been planning all these weeks? What about Kyle Hayden's public company meeting?

For all this stuff and more, watch "The Devil Wears Lycra," three days and counting!

WAR OF THE WORDS #12

Do-dee-do-dee-do-do... Dee-do-dee-do-do... Do-dee-do-dee-do-do... DOO... DOO...


~~~D~C~W~L~~~


TO: DCWL Roster, DCWL Crew, DCWL Admin
CC: kieranrae@___.com, dreamdavis@___.com
FROM: DCWL Front Office <admin@___.com>
SUBJECT: Public Company Meeting @ "The Devil Wears Lycra"
IMPORTANCE: High

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

All current DCWL employees are to report to the ring and ringside area ten minutes before bell time of the next show, "The Devil Wears Lycra" for a public company meeting. Commissioner Kyle Hayden wishes to address the rampant rumor-mongering regarding the DCWL's relationship with Shootfire Pro Wrestling, as well as the events of "Contains Spoilers," specifically the backstage attacks and controversy regarding Mistress Dandelion and the actors paid to portray Klezskavanians. Attendance is mandatory. Non-attendance is punishable by immolation per the Deputy Commissioner.

NEWZ UPDATE - February 9, 2010

NEWZ

• American Freebear and Leon Corella have both reacted to the fallout from the Grand Championship match online! Check out the DCWL's website to read more!
• In a bit of a surprise move, Mike Foyer has named his partners for when he takes on Unique Element for the Trio Championship. Alton West and the Great Atma? At first it doesn't appear to make much sense, but Foyer apparently wants to show that he is capable of defeating Unique Element single-handedly and the Brothers West are merely supposed to stand on the apron and act stupid.
• Wolf Masterson has not yet declared what he wants to do with his blank contract. As it is good to sign any match featuring any DCWL-contracted employees (including himself, or excluding if he wishes) throughout the calendar year of 2010, he doesn't seem to be in any rush to redeem it.
• Where's Kyle Hayden? Hayden, who is already slow to reply to e-mails as it is, has not been sighted since the end of "Contains Spoilers" and much of the line up for Show #12 is still up in the air.
• B.A. Jive has not taken his elimination by Killa 187 in the battle royal well. (Nor have his fans.) The former Jive Pawnbroker is not happy about being reminded of his origin in an Ace Killas promo.
• Before Sledge can face Joshua Curtis, he must defend his DCWL Dangerous Championship in the Bill Graham Auditorium for SOW Sundown when takes on Street Samurai Spade. The DCWL last saw Spade as a participant in the NJWF v. SOW match at "Ark of Triocalypse." Tune in to Spirit of Wrestling to find out!
  

GNUS

• I put a thread on the board about the hiatus and what you'd like the future of the DCWL to look like. Anyone and everyone interested in the DCWL, SPW, SOW, NJWF, etc. are welcome to participate and add their two cents.
• The next card is largely blank because I'd like to invite your ideas and participation on what you'd like to see or do for your characters on the next show. What sort of match would you like? Would you like a match at all?
  

SCHEDULE


War of the Words #12
February 17, 2010

• Flashes due 11:59 pm, Tuesday, February 16, 2010.
  

Show #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra"
February 24, 2010 - Portland, Oregon
Oncards and other stuff due Monday, February 22, 2010, 11:59 pm.
(card subject to change)

• SIRENS CHAMPIONSHIP: Sierra Browne (c) v. Juri (special ref, Mistress Dandelion)
• Maurice Thompson v. Jackson Hunter
  
• TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP: Unique Element (c) v. "Big" Mike Foyer, Great Atma, Alton West
• DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP: Logan Braddock [or] Spade (c) v. Joshua Curtis
• Rest of card, TBA
  

SUPERCARD: Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
Day 1: March 17, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario

• Trios Championship defended!
• Shootfire invades again?
• Demented Creations stars make a one night only return!
  
• BHC World Championship defended!
• BHC Iron Glory Championship defended!
  

Day 2: March 18, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario

• Sirens Championship defended!
• "Get Outta Dodge" Battle Royale
  
• Dangerous Championship defended!
• Leon Corella v. Big Mike Foyer (Stipulation TBA)
  
• GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: American Freebear (c) v. Maurice Thompson
  

TENTATIVE FUTURE SCHEDULE

Show #14 - "Tomorrow Right Now"
April 7, 2010 - Grand Rapids, Michigan


HIATUS
April - late May-ish


SUPERCARD - Show #15 - "Dangerous Quest"
June 2010 - Winnipeg, Manitoba

• Featuring the Danger Drive!
  

e-mail: dcwlwrestling@yahoo.com
http://dangerouswrestling.blogspot.com
http://dangerouswrestling.proboards.com

Watching "Contains Spoilers."

B.A. Jive's biggest fan watches the battle royal.

"Contains Spoilers" Wordcloud

Just for fun, using wordle.net.

DCWL #11 - "???????? ??????????" ("Contains Spoilers") - February 3, 2010 - Seattle, Washington

[EARLIER TODAY.]

[The back hallways of the Klezskavanian Cultural Center: the halls are wood panelled. Silver plaques, assorted stitched wall hangings and Klezskavanian art (which looks a lot like last night's hangover) cover the wall. The camera chases the lovely and talented Blaze Crimson down the hallway, where she tries to speak to the camera and keep up.]

BC: Welcome to "Contains Spoilers," DCWL fans, and we've just caught wind of a DCWL old-schooler in the house tonight! That's right! And it's one of the good things about Kyle Hayden is that *I* get all the real scoops! Eat it, Dan Clear!

[She catches up to a man and a woman arm in arm.]

BC: From 2003 to 2008, she was one of the top valets in wrestling... ladies and gentlemen... MISTRESS DANDELION!