WAR OF THE WORDS #11

Coming in 9 days...

NEWZ UPDATE - January 18, 2009

NEWZ

• Following the end of "The Year We Make Contact," Kyle Hayden spent many hours with the Saskatoon police investigating the attempted hit-and-run on Leon Corella. The result of which, Hayden handed disciple of Mike Foyer over to the Deputy Commissioner Kevin "Satan" Alloy, who sentenced Foyer to death by immolation. Hayden then rightly pointed out that Foyer wouldn't learn anything by lighting him on fire, so the Devil modified his fine to "temporary confiscation of entrance music." Foyer will be without his theme song until further notice.
• As for Leon Corella's attack on American Freebear, Hayden has directed both combatants to settle it in the ring.
• As an offer of goodwill (and unofficially, to stick it to him one last time), the DCWL has retained Derrick L. Ford on the reserve roster, rather than outright release him. DEPUSH'D!
• The first response to Jackson Hunter's challenge to win the blank DCWL contract has been accepted. At "Contains Spoilers," Jackson Hunter will take on 'Something Better' Wolf Masterson. Maurice Thompson has also taken an interest, blank contract or no, and so Jackson Hunter will face Maurice Thompson at Show #12, "The Devil Wear Lycra."
  
• Our next show, "Contains Spoilers," will be held at the Klezskavanian Social Club Society of Seattle. Attendance is expected to be small, but the Klezskavanians are paying top dollar to be in the audience (rich obtained from petro dollars and bootleg DVDs) and the house take is expected to be huge. We have been generously granted the venue on the condition we respect the customs and traditions of the Klezskavania people. Klezskavanians are notoriously superstitious: they consider the color gold to be bad luck, heavy makeup is a sign of being a gypsy, they believe in werewolves, vampires, zombies, physical manifestations of the devil, etc. Noted Klezskavania diplomat Leo Van Tantamount will be attendance and he will be in consultation with DCWL management. Baron Von Tantamount will also be offering dowries to the fathers of the members of the Sirens division.
  

GNUS

• Instituting a new rule! One oncard per character per show. If you want an exception, explain why you need two segments rather than one. Also, remember the theme of this show: Klezskavanian superstition and culture. Use your imagination.
• You may have noticed some of the on-screen stuff for the last four matches of the last show were different. This is because I wanted to experiment with a new program to try and squeeze some more quality out of the videos. As you can see, it's not much different, so I'm looking in to alternatives to Viddler and YouTube.
  
• "Cornerstone Revolution" is, traditionally, the big mother of DCWL events, so let's live up to the big name. We're going to have less matches against opponents like "The Great Atma" and more against your fellow players. And after this event, we may go on hiatus for a short time, so let's make the next few months count!
  

ROSTER

• Derrick L. Ford has been removed from the main roster to the reserve roster.
  

SCHEDULE


War of the Words #11
January 27, 2010

• Flashes due 11:59 pm, Tuesday, January 26, 2010.
  

Show #11 - "Contains Spoilers"
February 3, 2010 - Klezskavanian Cultural Social Club Society of Seattle, Washington
Oncards and other stuff due Monday, February 1, 2010, 11:59 pm.
(card subject to change)

• Славное культурное празднество!
• Alexander Davis v. Doug Foster
• Joe Pansac v. Necro Bartender v. Unique Element team member TBD
• Juri v. Mina Eyre
  
• BLANK CONTRACT ON THE LINE: Wolf Masterson v. Jackson Hunter
  
• DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP NO. 1 CONTENDER OPEN: Up to 8 competitors will compete in a timed-entry scramble match to determine who will challenge for the Dangerous Championship at "The Devil Wears Lycra": Joshua Curtis, Mad Cow, Max Turbo, "Klezskavanian National Hero"
  
• DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP: Logan Braddock (c) v. Drake Tungsten
• GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP CHALLENGER @ CORNERSTONE REVOLUTION V: Julian Beckson v. Mike Foyer v. Maurice Thompson
  
• GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Leon Corella (c) v. American Freebear
• PLUS! What happened to the Annoyed Samoans? Will Leo Von Tantamount declare his undying love for Sierra Browne? Will the Dan Clear-free streak end at "one?"
  

Show #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra"
February 24, 2010 - Portland, Oregon

• Sirens Championship defended!
• TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP: Unique Element (c) v. "Big" Mike Foyer and any two employees on the DCWL roster
  

SUPERCARD: Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
Day 1: March 17, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario

• Trios Championship defended!
• DCWL Legends Festival?
  

Day 2: March 18, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario

• Sirens Championship defended!
• Dangerous Championship defended!
• Grand Championship defended!
  

TENTATIVE FUTURE SCHEDULE

Show #14 - "Tomorrow Right Now"
April 7, 2010 - Grand Rapids, Michigan


HIATUS
April - late May-ish


SUPERCARD - Show #15 - "Dangerous Quest"
June 2010 - Winnipeg, Manitoba

• Featuring the Danger Drive!
  

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http://dangerouswrestling.blogspot.com
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DCWL #10 - "The Year We Make Contact" - January 13, 2010 - Saskatoon, SK

[EARLIER TODAY...]

[The weather in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan is cool late in the afternoon; just below the freezing point at its warmest. Mario Speedwagon's breath hangs in the air in the orange light of the setting sun.]

MARIO: So this is it, huh. Saskatoon, the promised land for the DCWL's prodigal son. Well, man, listen to me now. Everyone is talking like this is Jackson Hunter's big homecoming to his hometown and his very favorite federation. Man, I don't need to tell you how much that harshes my buzz. See, I'm a DCWL vet too. And when he was Cadillacing with his Grand Championship and his chubby girlfriend, I was knocking myself out night after night.

[He spits on to the sidewalk.]

MARIO: See, I'm the other side of the coin. I'm one of the people he held down so he could hold on the Grand for a little while longer. So, bro, tonight I think I got it in me to upset you in front of your hometown crowd. Hey Jax, for every one of you, there's at least of me. I'm going to take you down for all my compadres you held back. I'm doing this for The Rat. I'm doing this for Guido The Great. I'm doing this for Noah Prejudice. I'm doing this for Alexander Hawkins. I'm doing this for Crimestarter Jim. You got a of bad karma you got to answer for, man. And tonight, you're going to live up to your end of the bargain, and I'm taking that blank contract. MAN.

[Pan over slightly...]

[The parking lot is full of Paparazzi as a black limo pulls up. The driver calmly exits from his door wearing a black suit. He opens up the door and first out is Aaron Wilson, followed by Danny Gunderson, and then Gabe Lindsay. All three have the FMLA Trios Championships around their shoulders. They are also dressed quite stylish; wearing white, red, and dark blue button down shirts to go along with their black dress pants and shoes.]

[Behind them steps out Maurice Thompson, cameras begin to flash as American's new Pop Culture Superstar steps out of the limo wearing a gray suit along with a white dress shirt. Maurice steps aside as the driver sticks out his hand. The hand is grasped by the lovely cover model Anette Furuseth. Even more flash bulbs go off as she is followed by actress Bernardina Maroquin. The ladies are wearing green and red silk dresses respectively. They wave to the Paparazzi and a few dozen fans who are held back by barriers and a few security guards.]

[They make their way to inside of the arena. Aaron decides to turn towards the crowd and deliver a message before the group disappears inside the arena.]

Wilson: We're getting our titles back tonight...

[The group disappears inside as fans shout in the direction of Bernardina and Annette.]


~~~D~C~W~L~~~

~~~D~C~W~L~~~

DCWL Classic: OLLLLD SCHOOL...

We recently discovered this link to the DCWL as it existed over ten years ago. This is the very first incarnation of the DCWL. Huge chunks of the page are lost forever, making most of the "Destiny's Creation," "Devil's Cradle" and "Divine Carnage" eras a big blank, byt keen eyes will recognize some of the names, such as Dale Stanwycz, The Crimson Eunich, Matt Cole, Syn, and Traxx the Man-Droid. Hollywood Panzerotti was also known to be floating around at that time.

Divine Carnage Wrestling League, circa April 1999.

News on the Grand Championship and Show #11.

The card at the Klezskavania Cultural Center continues to take shape. Not only will Alexander Davis face off against Doug Foster, the Grand Championship scene for the near future is taking shape.

In response to American Freebear's statements on War of the Words, the DCWL has offered him the opportunity of a lifetime: Freebear will square off against Leon Corella for the Grand Championship in the main event! Obviously this has big implications for the Trio match against the New Main Street Killas, as Freebear and Corella are partners before facing each other.

Also at "Contains Spoilers" a three-way dance is set to take place, the winner of which will be challenging for the Grand Championship. One confirmed participant is Julian Beckson, who has been granted an opportunity for a return match. DCWL officials are tight-lipped about the identities of the other two suitors for the Grand Championship.

Finally, DCWL officials are said to be in contact with Shootfire Pro management about a high profile Shootfire stars making a one night only appearance in the DCWL.

WAR OF THE WORDS #10 - (Awards Edition)

This is the theme to WOTW. The opening theme to WOTW.

10 days and counting...

Updates to "The Year We Make Contact"

In order to create a definitive result for the Trios Championship, the match between the challengers Horrorshow and the champions Unique Element, their match on January 13th at "The Year We Make Contact" will waive the countout rule. Referee Leonard Gutman has been ordered not to count out either team. Disqualifications are still in effect, as is the 45 minute time limit.

As well, the buzz around the Maurice Thompson / Josh Curtis match is building to such a pitch that the match is now best of three falls! This match is expected to have major implications for the DCWL in 2010.