March 2, 2010

NEWZ UPDATE - March 2, 2010

NEWZ

  • Shortly after "The Devil Wears Lycra," DCWL Management announced the foursome that they will be sending to SPW's Wrestlebowl to compete on behalf of the DCWL. A-a-a-a-a-nd, it's a bit of a mixed bag. First, the DCWL selected Sledge, for Logan Braddock's sound technical abilities. Then, surprisingly, the DCWL selected "Dark Angel" Josh Curtis, whom Sledge will be facing for the Dangerous Championship at "Cornerstone Revolution V!" The third pick is former Grand Champion Leon Corella. But the most baffling choice is Killa 187. Supposedly Killa was chosen for his unbeleiveable luck.
  • Kyle Hayden has been quiet again following his alleged company meeting. He has asked for time at Cornerstone Revolution to explain himself. Rumors abound that Hayden is looking to step down.
  • In other news Ace Stevens' garden party is widely expected to be the event of the season. And it won't be awkward and weird at all.
  • Sierra Browne's confidence may have caught up with her. She will have to defend both the SOW Heavenly Championship and DCWL Sirens Championship separately. On Day One of CR5, she will defend the Heavenly Championship against Heather Watkins. If Browne wins, NJWF officials have promised a match against BHC Iron Glory Champion Moira Faith at a future date. On Day Two, Browne defends against Juri, Mina Eyre, and Mistress Dandelion in a 30-minute time limit match. If Browne does not incur a fall in the the entire thirty minutes, or eliminates all three opponents, she will retain the title. If any challenger scores a fall on Sierra Browne, the match ends and that challenger is named the new champion.
  • Unique Element have promised DCWL management they will find challengers they deem worthy of them for CR5.
  • Buzzsaw has been offered a full-time contract with the DCWL and will have his first one-on-one match against The Great Atma at CR5. Merton West will pay for spitting green food coloring into the Hardcore Icon's shirt.
  • BLUE Matsuyama was reportedly livid following his loss to "that insect" Kid Way Cool. However, the NJWF's Daisetsu Bando caught wind of BLUE's appearance in the DCWL and petitioned Kyle Hayden for a match against Matsuyama at CR5.
  • Ahead of the "Get Outta Dodge" battle royal, fans will be able to vote on the entry order of the competitors, based on whether you feel sorry for them or not.

GNUS

  • So as an outlet for us during the spring hiatus, I'm going to provide one or two exhibition matches to Shootfire. They will be cross-posted to the blog, and your flashes are welcome. I'll announce them in advance. The good thing about this set-up is that I can upload several matches in advance and release them a bit at a time. Expect to appear in at least one match on SPW in the next few months. There will be title matches too!
  • I'm going to be out of town from March 22-26, so I will have limited contact and little-to-no editing abilities. Therefore, for oncards and other deadlines for CR5 itself, I won't be granting any extensions for oncards. Because the show is so match heavy, I'd like to ask that if you have any changes or "strats" if you will, get them to me by this Friday (March 5). I hope to have Day One released on or around March 17, then I'm going to give you 48 hours to post any reactionary oncards for Day Two.
  • Wrestlebowl is coming up! I'll keep you posted on what AJ will be looking for from us.
  • Roster pages for Buzzsaw, BLUE Matsuyama and Mistress Dandelion have been updated. If any of you have any bio updates or tweaks, let me know!
  • I'd like to introduce Deputy Commissioner Nickel.

SCHEDULE


War of the Words #13
March 10, 2010

  • Flashes due 11:59 pm, Tuesday, March 9, 2010.


SUPERCARD: Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
Day 1: March 17, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario
Oncard Deadline: Monday, March 15, 11:59 pm SHARP

  • SOW Heavenly Championship: Sierra Browne (c) v. Heather Watkins
  • Doom Buster v. The Brains'n'Chains Express
  • Buzzsaw v. The Great Atma
  • TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP: Unique Element v. TBA
  • James O'Connor v. Jackson Hunter
  • Maurice Thompson v. Leon Corella
  • NON-TITLE: American Freebear v. Derrick L. Ford

Day 2: March 18, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario (to be released March 21, 2010)
Oncard Deadline: Friday, March 20,
11:59 pm SHARP
  • BLUE  Matsuyama v. Daisetsu Bando
  • The New Main Street Killas v. Three DCWL Legends
  • SIRENS CHAMPIONSHIP: Sierra Browne (c) v. Juri v. Mina Eyre v. Mistress Dandelion
  • "Get Outta Dodge" Battle Royale: Including Mad Cow, Max Turbo, Porno Anderson, Brian Irwin and more! Numbers will be drawn, men will be terminated!
  • DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP (Steel Cage; Time Limit Waived): Joshua Curtis (c) v. Sledge
  • BARBED WIRE EXPLODING THINGS: Leon Corella v. Big Mike Foyer
  • GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP (Best of 3 Falls): American Freebear (c) v. Maurice Thompson

TENTATIVE FUTURE SCHEDULE


HIATUS (On tour with SPW)
April - June


SUPERCARD - Show #14 - "Dangerous Quest"
June 2010 - Winnipeg, Manitoba
  • Featuring the Danger Drive!

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