Final changes and notes on CR5

As you may have heard from SOW's Jane Vincent, the match between Jackson Hunter and James O'Connor is for the Spirit of Wrestling Warrior Championship, with the winner traveling down to Pheonix to defend the belt the very next day.

While B.A. Jive and Joe Pansac seem to be relishing the opportunity to be re-united, one member of Doom Buster is raising a fuss. Paul Doom is the same he always is, but his partner Buster Brown (who now wants to be known as Benito Brown) has reportedly refused to speak with Doom or anyone else in the DCWL. Brown was known as the diminutive 5' 8" who fought with a lot of heart, but since Demented Creations folded in 2008, it is rumored he studied under the likes of former Grand Champion Guido Milano and has garnered a reputation as a sawed-off monster on the independent circuit.

It's official: the Corella/BMF deathmatch will be submission or knockout only. And if that isn't sufficient enough, the DCWL proves there's no kill quite like overkill as an explosion has been rigged to detonate at the fifteen-minute mark of the match. Meanwhile, Referee #4 has asked Kyle Hayden to reconsider his drunken termination, although he may now regret doing so, since he has been assigned to officiate Leon Corella and Mike Foyer hitting each other with stuff and things blowing up.

Of note is that Caleb Brantseg / Kalebri Braskovic / that muscular ginger is not part of the "Get Outta Dodge" battle royal. When asked who kept him out of the firing line, Dan Clear attempted to charge us $2,000 for talking to him. We did, however find out that Clear had nothing to do with it.

Also conspicuously absent from the CR5 card are the Annoyed Samoans. Word on the street is that Ozzie, Offramp, Moses and Gabby are "re-tooling" is response to the Samoans cold streak.

Finally, the DCWL is pleased to announce the signing of Michaela Von Neumann to the Sirens division! This 20-year-old high flyer from Baden-Wuerttemburg, Germany has acquired the nickname "the Silver Bullet" for her in-ring speed. Although her singing comes too late to be booked in a match, she will be in attendance in Toronto for Cornerstone Revolution 5!