November 13, 2009

Two more teams drawn for Ark of Triocalypse

The Trio team lottery continues. One team is an absolute monster...

  • Mike Anderson! Undefeated in the DCWL!
  • The Big Nasty! The 7' 2" powerhouse!
  • Offramp Alebua! The 400+ pound Annoyed Samoan!

These three individuals will make a formidable force, but as the old saying goes, "chemistry is everything." Will Mike Anderson and The Big Nasty co-exist? Will Offramp be treated as an equal?

The other team drawn is more technical/speed oriented.

  • Max Turbo! The unlikely champion from Japan!
  • Brian Irwin! English wrestling legend!
  • Alton West! Alleged Greatest Athlete Who Ever Lived!

Commissioner Hayden has encouraged all teams to register a name for themselves leading up to the event, and so Alton West has already dubbed his Trio the "Age of the Fail." Brian Irwin later contacted the DCWL offices and pointed out the typo, but Mr. West prefers that people not correct him.

As of the time of this writing the field for the tournament at Ark of Triocalypse looks like this:

  1. Team SOW (members TBA)
  2. Team Shootfire (members TBA)
  3. The New Main Street Killas (Killa 187, Ert Williams, Necro Bartender)
  4. Unique Element (Danny Gunderson, Gabe Lindsay, Aaron Wilson)
  5. Horrorshow (Joe Pansac, Wolf Masterson, Mina Eyre)
  6. Complete Control (John Blackstock, Eric Quinney, third member TBA)
  7. Team Mad Cow (Mad Cow, Paul Doom, Mario Speedwagon)
  8. Team Anderson (Mike Anderson, The Big Nasty, Offramp Alebua)
  9. The Age of the Fail (Max Turbo, Alton West, Brian Irwin)
  10. TBD
  11. TBD
  12. TBD

Still on the board: Josh Curtis, Maurice Thompson, The Great Atma, Logan Braddock, B.A. Jive, Mario Speedwagon, and more!

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