November 15, 2009

Two *more* teams drawn for Ark of Triocalypse

Two more squad created in the lottery for the Ark of Triocalypse Tournament. The first:

  • Caleb Brantseg! Muscular nephew of pseudo-journalist Dan Clear!
  • Logan "Sledge" Braddock! Veteran competitor with a diverse arsenal!
  • Gabrielle RioPaah! Feminist Annoyed Samoan!

Obviously Sledge is a solid prospect, but what of Brantseg and RioPaah? RioPaah has been in Trio competition and has held her own, but Brantseg is untested.

The second drawing is another wild card mix:

  • Drake Tungsten! DCWL newcomer!
  • "Dark Angel" Josh Curtis! Japanese all-rounder!
  • Ozzie Emshamo! Giant Annoyed Samoan!

Neither Tungsten or Curtis have yet made their in-ring debut for the DCWL, although sharp eyed fans will recognize "Dark Angel" as a champion in previous federations, not to mention his stunning top rope powerbomb, "The Crucifixion." Even sharper-eyed fans will recognize Drake Tungsten as that has-been from the eighties. And what of Ozzie? In his own words, "spaghetti."

As of the time of this writing the field for the tournament at Ark of Triocalypse looks like this:

  1. Team SOW (members TBA)
  2. Team Shootfire (members TBA)
  3. The New Main Street Killas (Killa 187, Ert Williams, Necro Bartender)
  4. Unique Element (Danny Gunderson, Gabe Lindsay, Aaron Wilson)
  5. Horrorshow (Joe Pansac, Wolf Masterson, Mina Eyre)
  6. Complete Control (John Blackstock, Eric Quinney, third member TBA)
  7. Team Mad Cow (Mad Cow, Paul Doom, Mario Speedwagon)
  8. Team Anderson (Mike Anderson, The Big Nasty, Offramp Alebua)
  9. The Age of the Fail (Max Turbo, Alton West, Brian Irwin)
  10. Team Sledge (Logan Braddock, Caleb Brantseg, Gabrielle RioPaah)
  11. Team Dark Angel (Josh Curtis, Drake Tungsten, Ozzie Emshamo)
  12. TBD

There are some big names left on the board, not to mention some teams still not set. Everyone is expected to be jockeying for position leading to "Drink Black Hole Brew," so stick around!

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