NEWZ UPDATE - November 30, 2009

NEWZ

• Kyle Hayden returned from his vacation with a voice mail inbox filled to overflowing. Reportedly he wishes to address the DCWL in general and added ominously, "be VERY careful what you wish for."
• As to the sudden opening in the position of Deputy Commissioner, Commissioner Hayden would not respond to speculation on a replacement. Although when he was given a list of possible replacements for Kevin Alloy, and that Julianne Moore was campaigning for that position, he quipped that, "one of the first qualifications for the position is you have to be able to spell my last name correctly. How THAT for leadership?"
• Big Mike Foyer is still being evaluated by our resident doctor and is expected be given the all clear to participate in the Ark of Triocalypse Tournament. As well, Kid Way Cool will round out the list of free agents to be snagged by by any one of the teams.
• Teams for Ark of Triocalypse may make one substitution per team between now and Friday, December 4 at 11:59 pm MST. The next day, the brackets will be announced, based on who best represented the "Black Hole Brew" brand in their promos. The team that snags Sierra Browne as a free agent is widely expected to receive a bye, although there may be a few surprises in the bracketing process.
• Who is the DCWL Icon in the Free Agent pool? Sources say that this individual has held multiple singles championship in the DCWL's previous incarnation.
• In one more announcement for "Ark of Triocalypse," the Dangerous Championship match is now the best two out of three falls! Each fall will be competed with a fifteen minute time limit.
  
• The venue for "The Year We Make Contact" is still up in the air, but we are pleased to announce that in the interest of showing pride in our multiculturalism (and in the interest of making things awkward for Maurice Thompson and Julian Beckson) the DCWL has secured a deal with the Klezskavanian Cultural Social Club Society of Seattle, Washington! Join the DCWL in celebrating the unique traditions and baffling ideosyncrasies of this Eastern European autonomous kleptocracy as we present "Contains Spoilers!"

OTHER NEWZ

• Thanks to all for a good turnout for Black Hole Brew and the accompanying WotW. Don't worry about the OMINOUS ANNOUNCEMENT from Kyle Hayden. That won't mean anything. Really. I mean it.
• I would like your opinion on the the In-Character board on the boards. I'm considering shutting it down for parts of the cycle between shows. My reason is that not all of you guys can make a flash when you want and I'm hoping to level the playing field and make War of the Words the primary source for flashes. I'd like everyone's input on this.
• Because the next show will be VERY match heavy, I will be beginning the recording and editing process early, which is why I'd like any changes to your team to come in on Friday. You can either add someone who will help your team in the tournament, or you can pick up someone who will be easy to pick on in the 3-way match at the end of the tournament. If you'd like to keep the team as status quo, let me know, because I may make a substitution on my own.
• If you have any non-handled character on your team (i.e. Annoyed Samoans, Great Atma, etc.) feel free to write your next flash using them as you wish.
• The schedule next year has been moved up one week across the board, just to give us an extra week for R'n'R over the holidays.
  

ROSTER

• Ace Stevens has been signed as Governor General.
  

SCHEDULE

SUPERCARD: Show #9 – "Ark of Triocalypse"
December 16, 2009 – St. Paul, Minnesota


TRIOS TOURNAMENT!
TEAMS:

1. Team SOW (Spade, Chris Caranova, Mike McCarey)
2. Team Shootfire (members TBA)
3. The New Main Street Killas (Killa 187, Ert Williams, Necro Bartender)
4. Unique Element (Danny Gunderson, Gabe Lindsay, Aaron Wilson)
5. Horrorshow (Joe Pansac, Wolf Masterson, Mina Eyre)
6. Team NJWF (Alexander Davis, Daisetsu Bando, Lennox Perkins)
7. Team Mad Cow (Mad Cow, Paul Doom, Mario Speedwagon)
8. Team Anderson (Mike Anderson, The Big Nasty, Offramp Alebua)
9. The Age of the Fail (Max Turbo, Alton West, Brian Irwin)
10. Team Sledge (Logan Braddock, Caleb Brantseg, Gabrielle RioPaah)
11. Team Dark Angel (Josh Curtis, Drake Tungsten, Ozzie Emshamo)
12. Team Thompson (Maurice Thompson, B.A. Jive, The Great Atma)

TO BE DRAFTED: Sierra Browne, Molly Molotov, Complete Control (replaces two teammates), Marcus Davis, Doug Foster, Porno Anderson, Denis Cyr, Kid Way Cool, "Big" Mike Foyer "DCWL Icon," "Mystery Team" (replaces two teammates)

• DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP - 2 out of 3 falls: American Freebear v. Derrick L. Ford (C)
• GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Leon Corella v. Julian "Bane" Beckson (C)

Show #10 – "The Year We Make Contact"
January 13, 2010 – Saskatoon, Saskatchewan... maybe.

• TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP: Unique Element (c) v. winners of Trio Tournament
• SIRENS CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENDED
  
• If Unique Element win the tournament, they may select challengers of their choice.
  

Show #11 - "Contains Spoilers"
February 3, 2010 - Klezskavanian Cultural Social Club Society of Seattle, Washington

• ГРАНДИОЗНЫЙ ЗАЩИЩЕННЫЙ ЧЕМПИОНАТ!
• ГЕНИАЛЬНОЕ КУЛЬТУРНОЕ ПРАЗДНЕСТВО.
• ОНО ПРОДОЛЖАЕТ РАПС ДЛЯ ТОГО НОП Я ВЫ РАНИТЕ.

Show #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra"
February 24, 2010 - Portland, Oregon


SUPERCARD: Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
Day 1: March 17, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario
Day 2: March 18, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario

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