ANNOUNCEMENTS
- The DCWL is proud to announce the Trios tournament for the last DCWL event of 2009, "Ark of Triocalypse!" The roster of the DCWL and special guests from SOW and Shootfire are invited to compete in teams of three to determine the best threesome in the universe. And just like the old "Ark of Apocalypse" events, the winners get to decide who lives and who dies! The winning team will receive a Trios Championship shot at DCWL #10 ("The Year We Make Contact") and will be given one blank contract to make any one match they desire in the 2010 calendar year. Register your teams... NOW!
NEWZ
- Following Doug Foster's attack on Mario Speedwagon, the Dangerous Champion was evaluated and determined to have suffered two broken ribs. Speedwagon was to have been cleared to defend the championship at "Death of a Ladies' Man," but was caught the next day with 2 ounces of marijuana and was fined $1,000 under the DCWL's "Wellness Policy." Possibly due to a) his buzz being harshed and b) being extra cranky because of the broken ribs, Speedwagon then retaliated by insulting Deputy Commissioner Kevin Alloy's Nissan Cube. This was a flagrant violation of the DCWL's "Don't Crack Wise About [Kevin Alloy's] Fugly SUV Policy" and as a result Mario Speedwagon has been forced to vacate the DCWL Dangerous Championship! Therefore, at Show #7, "Death of a Ladies' Man," a new champion will be determined when Derrick L. Ford takes on American Freebear for the strap!
- Speaking of Freebear, he's been offered a full-time contract with the DCWL. Due to conflicts in his schedule, The Big Nasty has signed a pay-per-appearance deal.
- Just as quickly as Marcus Allen announced he would appear at "Death of a Ladies' Man," Mike Anderson accepted his challenge to face him. Reportedly backstage there were unhappy rumblings of "VIVA MEXICO" and "Spaghetti."
- Moses Pupulolo tore not one but *two* ligaments in his ankle when Danny Gunderson applied the "DON'T THINK JUST TAP" hold and is taking time off to rehab. The Annoyed Samoans will continue as a threesome however. Taking a page from Horrorshow's book, Gabrielle RioPaah will be tagging with Offramp and Ozzie!
- Blaze Crimson has been asked to take anger management classes after snapping on Mario Speedwagon. She was also asked to stop threatening Christian Chazz with the stapler. Additionally, Buckley Luck was laughed at for messing up Maurice Thompson's weight in his pre-match announcements and is resigned to being immortalized in Botchamania.
- While the first challenger to Grand Champion Julian Beckson will be determined at "Death of a Ladies' Man," the DCWL has announced that Leon Corella will challenge for the Grand Championship (and whoever will be holding it) at "Ark of Triocalypse" in one of the two singles matches of the evening!
- Kyle Hayden is reportedly in negotiations to secure an SPW v. DCWL one-on-one contest for "Death of a Ladies' Man." Stay tuned to the blog for more information.
ROSTER
- Logan "Sledge" Braddock, American Freebear and Mad Cow have been signed to full-time deals.
- The Big Nasty has signed a pay-per-appearance deal.
- Eric Quinney has fully recuperated and will return to active competition. Moses Pupulolo tore two ligaments in his ankle and is out for 3-6 months.
- Da Ace Killas haven't really signed anything yet... They're just sort of hanging around looking for dental and optical.
SCHEDULE
War of the Words #7 - Wednesday, October 28, 2009
- flash deadline: Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 11:59 pm MST.
Show #7 – "Death of a Ladies' Man"
November 4, 2009 – Thunder Bay, Ontario
- oncard and other stuff deadline: Tuesday, November 4, 2009, 11:59 pm MST.
- WINNER FACES GRAND CHAMPION IN MAIN EVENT: Brian Irwin v. Max Turbo v. Porno Anderson v. B.A. Jive
- Logan "Sledge" Braddock v. Alton West
- Horrorshow v. The Annoyed Samoans
- Maurice Thompson v. The Great Atma
- Leon Corella v. Mad Cow
- SOW v. DCWL: "The Dream" Marcus Davis v. Mike Anderson
- DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP: American Freebear v. Derrick L. Ford
- GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Julian Beckson (c) v. winner of 4-way match
- PLUS! Sierra Browne! Paul Doom! Da Ace Killas! Shootfire Pro! Dan Clear trying to salvage another one!
Show #8 – "Drink Black Hole Brew"
November 25, 2009 – Sioux Falls, South Dakota
- Sirens Championship awarded!
- Unique Element defends the Trios Championship!
- Leon Corella v. an opponent of the Grand Champion's choosing.
- (NON-TITLE) Grand Champion v. an opponent of Leon Corella's choosing
SUPERCARD: Show #9 – "Ark of Triocalypse"
December 16, 2009 – St. Paul, Minnesota
- TRIO TOURNAMENT!
- DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP!
- GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Leon Corella v. T.B.A. (C)
Show #10 – "The Year We Make Contact"
January 6, 2010 – Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
- TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP: defended against winners of Trio tourament.
Show #11 - "Contains Spoilers"
January 27, 2010 - Seattle, Washington
Show #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra"
February 17, 2010 - Portland, Oregon
SUPERCARD: Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
Day 1: March 10, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario
Day 2: March 11, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario
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