Brackets announced this morning.

This morning the offices of the DCWL announced the brackets for the Ark of Triocalypse tournament, with four teams receiving byes into the quarter-finals due to their respective endorsements of "Black Hole Brew." They are:

• Horrorshow
• Team Mad Cow (largely by virtue of picking up Sierra Browne)
• Team Sledge
• Team Anderson

The remaining eight teams were then drawn at random and will fight it out in the first round of the tournamant.

This morning we are also... pleased... to announce the make-up of Team Shootfire. Its members will include:

• Juri! This member of SPW women's tag team The Revolution has previously been trained by our own "Dark Angel" and her credentials speak for themselves.
• "Cunning" James O'Connor! Wellllll... We know James doesn't care for the DCWL, so it appears his presence in this tournament is to stick it down the throats of DCWL fans and employees.
• Brad Cummings! The most information we have about Brad is that he has a healthy attitude toward losing. Huh.

And two pieces of news about Ark of Triocalypse: three judges will be appointed to score tournament matches that go to the 30 minute time limit. No draws in the tournament: there must be a winner.

Finally Kyle Hayden threatened that the DCWL will be visited by a jolly fat man in a red suit. A few sharp-eyed old-schoolers who know what this means are advised to avert their eyes.