NEWZ UPDATE - March 2, 2010

NEWZ

• Shortly after "The Devil Wears Lycra," DCWL Management announced the foursome that they will be sending to SPW's Wrestlebowl to compete on behalf of the DCWL. A-a-a-a-a-nd, it's a bit of a mixed bag. First, the DCWL selected Sledge, for Logan Braddock's sound technical abilities. Then, surprisingly, the DCWL selected "Dark Angel" Josh Curtis, whom Sledge will be facing for the Dangerous Championship at "Cornerstone Revolution V!" The third pick is former Grand Champion Leon Corella. But the most baffling choice is Killa 187. Supposedly Killa was chosen for his unbeleiveable luck.
• Kyle Hayden has been quiet again following his alleged company meeting. He has asked for time at Cornerstone Revolution to explain himself. Rumors abound that Hayden is looking to step down.
• In other news Ace Stevens' garden party is widely expected to be the event of the season. And it won't be awkward and weird at all.
• Sierra Browne's confidence may have caught up with her. She will have to defend both the SOW Heavenly Championship and DCWL Sirens Championship separately. On Day One of CR5, she will defend the Heavenly Championship against Heather Watkins. If Browne wins, NJWF officials have promised a match against BHC Iron Glory Champion Moira Faith at a future date. On Day Two, Browne defends against Juri, Mina Eyre, and Mistress Dandelion in a 30-minute time limit match. If Browne does not incur a fall in the the entire thirty minutes, or eliminates all three opponents, she will retain the title. If any challenger scores a fall on Sierra Browne, the match ends and that challenger is named the new champion.
• Unique Element have promised DCWL management they will find challengers they deem worthy of them for CR5.
• Buzzsaw has been offered a full-time contract with the DCWL and will have his first one-on-one match against The Great Atma at CR5. Merton West will pay for spitting green food coloring into the Hardcore Icon's shirt.
  
• BLUE Matsuyama was reportedly livid following his loss to "that insect" Kid Way Cool. However, the NJWF's Daisetsu Bando caught wind of BLUE's appearance in the DCWL and petitioned Kyle Hayden for a match against Matsuyama at CR5.
• Ahead of the "Get Outta Dodge" battle royal, fans will be able to vote on the entry order of the competitors, based on whether you feel sorry for them or not.
  

GNUS

• So as an outlet for us during the spring hiatus, I'm going to provide one or two exhibition matches to Shootfire. They will be cross-posted to the blog, and your flashes are welcome. I'll announce them in advance. The good thing about this set-up is that I can upload several matches in advance and release them a bit at a time. Expect to appear in at least one match on SPW in the next few months. There will be title matches too!
  
• I'm going to be out of town from March 22-26, so I will have limited contact and little-to-no editing abilities. Therefore, for oncards and other deadlines for CR5 itself, I won't be granting any extensions for oncards. Because the show is so match heavy, I'd like to ask that if you have any changes or "strats" if you will, get them to me by this Friday (March 5). I hope to have Day One released on or around March 17, then I'm going to give you 48 hours to post any reactionary oncards for Day Two.
• Wrestlebowl is coming up! I'll keep you posted on what AJ will be looking for from us.
• Roster pages for Buzzsaw, BLUE Matsuyama and Mistress Dandelion have been updated. If any of you have any bio updates or tweaks, let me know!
  
• I'd like to introduce Deputy Commissioner Nickel.
  

SCHEDULE


War of the Words #13
March 10, 2010

• Flashes due 11:59 pm, Tuesday, March 9, 2010.
  

SUPERCARD: Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
Day 1: March 17, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario
Oncard Deadline: Monday, March 15, 11:59 pm SHARP

• SOW Heavenly Championship: Sierra Browne (c) v. Heather Watkins
• Doom Buster v. The Brains'n'Chains Express
• Buzzsaw v. The Great Atma
• TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP: Unique Element v. TBA
• James O'Connor v. Jackson Hunter
• Maurice Thompson v. Leon Corella
• NON-TITLE: American Freebear v. Derrick L. Ford
  

Day 2: March 18, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario (to be released March 21, 2010)
Oncard Deadline: Friday, March 20, 11:59 pm SHARP

• BLUE  Matsuyama v. Daisetsu Bando
  
• The New Main Street Killas v. Three DCWL Legends
  
• SIRENS CHAMPIONSHIP: Sierra Browne (c) v. Juri v. Mina Eyre v. Mistress Dandelion
  
• "Get Outta Dodge" Battle Royale: Including Mad Cow, Max Turbo, Porno Anderson, Brian Irwin and more! Numbers will be drawn, men will be terminated!
  
• DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP (Steel Cage; Time Limit Waived): Joshua Curtis (c) v. Sledge
  
• BARBED WIRE EXPLODING THINGS: Leon Corella v. Big Mike Foyer
  
• GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP (Best of 3 Falls): American Freebear (c) v. Maurice Thompson
  

TENTATIVE FUTURE SCHEDULE


HIATUS (On tour with SPW)
April - June


SUPERCARD - Show #14 - "Dangerous Quest"
June 2010 - Winnipeg, Manitoba

• Featuring the Danger Drive!
  

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http://dangerouswrestling.blogspot.com
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DCWL #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra" - February 24, 2010 - Portland, OR

[Cut to the inside of the arena rather abruptly. About 40 or so wrestlers, crew and staff members are gathered in and around the ring, spilling up the ramp. There's a lot of tension in the air, especially between certain roster members. Now cut to the announce table, where Rich Manning and Christian Chazz are in mid-conversation. Each are munching on ice cream bars.]

CHRISTIAN CHAZZ (CC): --But I don't really blame him for that. I blame the guys who manufactured the suit.

RICH MANNING: (RM): Of course. What do you expect when it's so flammable?

CC: And that's not even the worst part of it. You remember I was wondering what that stain was from? Well it turns out--

[Manning nudges Chazz as he notices the camera. They immediately switch to "announcer" mode, tossing the ice cream bars over their shoulders.]

RM: Good evening wrestling fans watching from SPW, SOW and around the world. Welcome to the DCWL as we present the penultimate show before "Cornerstone Revolution 5." This is "The Devil Wears Lycra." And we're right now awaiting an address from Kyle Hayden.

New Intro Video!

Ahead of "The Devil Wears Lycra," you can now have an exclusive preview of the new DCWL intro video, now with 66% less Alton West and GRRR Guy!

E-W Report: Premiere Edition

Am I seeing two Playmobil figures talking about wrestling or did I just take too many 'shrooms?

co: Josh Curtis

Updates to "The Devil Wears Lycra!"

Just announced for "The Devil Wears Lycra are two new matches: the first is a rematch between the Annoyed Samoans and Horrorshow. Wolf Masterson has not yet announced what he will be doing with his blank contract, and this match is a result of a desire on the part of both teams to get some momentum back going in to "Cornerstone Revolution. The second is a challenge by B.A. Jive to Killa 187 as retribution for being eliminated from the battle royal at "Contains Spoilers." B.A.'S GONNA KILL YOU, B.A.'S GONNA KILL YOU!

Also at "The Devil Wears Lycra," the DCWL will be giving Buzzsaw a tryout at the event. As of press time we don't know who the opponent will be. The 6' 7" Hardcore Icon Buzzsaw comes to the DCWL with an impressive resume from the CEW and OWC, amongst others, and he will be one to watch in the future.

And what's this? After eleven consecutive no-shows, BLUE Matsuyama is finally going to put in appearance at "The Devil Wears Lycra?" This powerhouse has been turning heads in the smaller independent promotions in Japan and has become a cult sensation in internet circles for his very special blend of bonecrushing power offense and dickish no-selling. It's rumored backstage that Max Turbo of all people secured the deal.

As if that wasn't enough, out of the ring we'll be hearing an exclusive interview with Maurice Thompson conducted by... AMERICAN FREEBEAR! If ever an explosive situation were imminent, that would be the time. Who was the stranger that appeared during "Contains Spoilers" looking for Dan Clear? Why is Mistress Dandelion going to be one to count to three during the Sirens Championship match between Sierra Browne and Juri when it's suspected she can't even count to one after the years of partying and substance abuse? Will Leon Corella and Big Mike Foyer collide again, and who else will get hurt in their wake? Who was committing all those backstage attacks at "Contains Spoilers," and leaving signature weaponry behind to boot? Are *you* invited to Ace Stevens' garden party? Will Henry Spikes be in da house? What has Hollywood Panzerotti been planning all these weeks? What about Kyle Hayden's public company meeting?

For all this stuff and more, watch "The Devil Wears Lycra," three days and counting!