Updates to "The Devil Wears Lycra!"

Just announced for "The Devil Wears Lycra are two new matches: the first is a rematch between the Annoyed Samoans and Horrorshow. Wolf Masterson has not yet announced what he will be doing with his blank contract, and this match is a result of a desire on the part of both teams to get some momentum back going in to "Cornerstone Revolution. The second is a challenge by B.A. Jive to Killa 187 as retribution for being eliminated from the battle royal at "Contains Spoilers." B.A.'S GONNA KILL YOU, B.A.'S GONNA KILL YOU!

Also at "The Devil Wears Lycra," the DCWL will be giving Buzzsaw a tryout at the event. As of press time we don't know who the opponent will be. The 6' 7" Hardcore Icon Buzzsaw comes to the DCWL with an impressive resume from the CEW and OWC, amongst others, and he will be one to watch in the future.

And what's this? After eleven consecutive no-shows, BLUE Matsuyama is finally going to put in appearance at "The Devil Wears Lycra?" This powerhouse has been turning heads in the smaller independent promotions in Japan and has become a cult sensation in internet circles for his very special blend of bonecrushing power offense and dickish no-selling. It's rumored backstage that Max Turbo of all people secured the deal.

As if that wasn't enough, out of the ring we'll be hearing an exclusive interview with Maurice Thompson conducted by... AMERICAN FREEBEAR! If ever an explosive situation were imminent, that would be the time. Who was the stranger that appeared during "Contains Spoilers" looking for Dan Clear? Why is Mistress Dandelion going to be one to count to three during the Sirens Championship match between Sierra Browne and Juri when it's suspected she can't even count to one after the years of partying and substance abuse? Will Leon Corella and Big Mike Foyer collide again, and who else will get hurt in their wake? Who was committing all those backstage attacks at "Contains Spoilers," and leaving signature weaponry behind to boot? Are *you* invited to Ace Stevens' garden party? Will Henry Spikes be in da house? What has Hollywood Panzerotti been planning all these weeks? What about Kyle Hayden's public company meeting?

For all this stuff and more, watch "The Devil Wears Lycra," three days and counting!