NEWZ UPDATE - September 27, 2009

NEWZ

• We are still awaiting confirmation of Henry Spikes' appointment to the position of Ambassador from Shootfire Pro Wrestling. As of the time of this writing, it is unknown exactly what this position entails. Expect more details on the upcoming edition of SPW Conquest.
• Marissa Monet, Eddie Christian and James O'Connor have not been fined for their attack on JDM Superstar, Kevin Alloy and Kyle Hayden at Plunderland '09. The three members of the Shootfire Army were not under contract by the DCWL and are not liable for their actions. Hopefully this is a matter that DCWL Commissioner Hayden and SPW Ambassador Spikes can address.
• We are also in negotiations to acquire from Shootfire Pro Jessica Marsh and, get this, "The Mastadon" Nathan Taylor!
  
• Maurice Thompson was unhappy with his performance in the main event at Plunderland '09, and hopes to redeem himself in his hometown of Bismarck when he accepts Leon Corella's challenge at "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank." Max Turbo is also stinging from his championship loss, and will face Mike Anderson. (Either that or he said something about "it who you nutcake of bad energy getting kind from good humans.")
  
• More info about the trio cage match at "OatMB..." Escape rules will not apply (because according to DCWL management, "walking out the door is for sissies"). The only way to win is for one member of one team to make one opponent stay down for a three count or submit.
• Sierra Browne will make her in-ring debut at "OatMB" when she takes on Molly Molotov.
• Derrick Ford has somehow snagged himself a return engagement for the DCWL Dangerous Championship. Mario Speedwagon reportedly has been waiting to tell the punchline of a joke for two years, so this one could be huge.
• Also coming up at "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank," the debut of The Great Atma, the mysterious wrestler from the far east, as he takes on Caleb Brantseg. Brantseg apparently still wants to be a wrestler, so good on him.
  
• The DCWL is busily arranging for new Grand Champion Julian Beckson's first title defense at "Death of a Ladies' Man" on November 4. Four wrestlers will compete against each other in a four-way match, with the winner facing Julian Beckson at the end of the evening. Brian Irwin has already put his name forward as a challenger.
  
• Coming up at the end of the year, "Ark of Tri-ocalypse" will cap off 2009 in style with a all-trio tournament, open to any threesome from Shootfire, the Classic DCWL, the world, and elsewhere!

ROSTER

• Sierra Brown and Mike Anderson have been signed to full-time contracts.
• The Great Atma and Caleb Brantseg have signed per appearance deals.
• Eric Quinney strained a ligament at Plunderland and will be out for 4-6 weeks. Kevin "Killdozer" Alloy suffered two broken metacarpils and one broken finger and is expected to remain in position of Deputy Commissioner.
  
• Shane "Stretcher" Preston has announced that it is no longer feasible to fly him in for regular shows. FUTURE ENDEAVOR'D!

SCHEDULE


War of the Words #6 - Wednesday, October 7, 2009
- flash deadline: Tuesday, October 6, 2009, 11:59 pm MST.

Show #6 – “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank”
October 14, 2009 – Bismarck, North Dakota
- oncard and other stuff deadline: Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 11:59 pm MST.

• Mina Eyre v. Gabrielle RioPaah
• Caleb Brantseg v. The Great Atma
  
• Leon Corella v. Maurice Thompson
• Mike Anderson v. Max Turbo
  
• Sierra Browne v. Molly Molotov
  
• DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP - Derrick L. Ford v. Mario Speedwagon (c)
  
• TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP - STEEL CAGE: Unique Element v. The Annoyed Samoans (c)
• PLUS! Shootfire in the Hizzouse! The Grand Champion Julian Beckson! Spikes and Hayden: live and uncensored! Paul Doom grinds your bones into powder while fire and blood rain from the sky!
  

Show #7 – “Death of a Ladies' Man”
November 4, 2009 – Thunder Bay, Ontario

• Brian Irwin v. ??? v. ??? v. ???
• GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Julian Beckson (c) v. winner of 4-way match
  

Show #8 – “Drink Black Hole Brew”
November 25, 2009 – Sioux Falls, South Dakota

• Sirens Championship awarded!
• Trios Championship defended!
  

Show #9 – “Ark of Tri-ocalypse”
December 16, 2009 – St. Paul, Minnesota

• TRIO TOURNAMENT!
• Grand Championship match!
  

Show #10 – “The Year We Make Contact”
January 6, 2010 – Saskatoon, Saskatchewan


Show #11 - "Contains Spoilers"
January 27, 2010 - Seattle, Washington


Show #12 - "The Devil Wears Lycra"
February 17, 2010 - Portland, Oregon


Show #13 - "Cornerstone Revolution V"
March 10, 2010 - Toronto, Ontario