The DCWL is pleased to announce the addition to the roster of Julian Beckson, better known to astute wrestling fans as "Bane." This marks Bane's return to the ring after a long hiatus. While some may recall controversial remarks Bane made after his departure from his previous place of employment, he has assured management that this is water under the bridge.
Meanwhile, the Dangerous Championship Wrestling League has quietly announced an individual known as Max Turbo has joined the full-time roster. Little is known about Turbo right now, other than he is from Japan and based off a line of Japanese toys. When reached for comment, Kyle Hayden grumbled under his breath about "[expletive] Demented Creations," before throwing an action figure across the room and requesting Deputy Commissioner Kevin Alloy "stomp the stupid thing into a million pieces."
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